Last night I wanted to say this:
"Amanda you are crazy and you need to look at yourself in the mirror and stop fucking with me."
"Laura, I love you and without you I think I might crack and destroy all women."
"Pat, I'm not going to sleep with a man-child so stop trying to hit on me."
"Justin, you are adorable, I wish you all the sex in the world."
"Richard, ready to be a daddy?"
"Zach, In general, I think you are a big idiot. Your girlfriend is worse though."
Oh the things I wish I could say.
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